Who even are you?

netlfix:

legend has it theres life outside the internet

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

image

poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u

magicul:

nice pickup line but do I know u

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

itslarsyouguys:

YOU’RE a baby

I’M a baby

WE CAN BE BABIES TOGETHER